The funny thing is, if the goalie hadn't touched the ball with his hand before it going in the net, I still wouldn't have given a shit about this.

Ohh, how wrong you are.

I think it looks dope as shit

I also hate tall cats.

If you love Guy Fieri's Donkey sauce, then you're going to love our Donkey Punch dressing. This knockout combination will come at you so hard, you might lose an eye. You gooks, um, guys, are going to love it.

She really did get the shaft.

Not a lot, just the tip.

"YOU ALL CAN CALL ME MOZILLA FROM NOW ON BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO FIRE FOX."

Denver needs to win a superbowl before Elway starts this sort of self aggrandizing talk. He's clearly putting the cart before himself.

Yeah, never mind the huge Cambodian sex trade or random racial purges. Naked moped riding is disgraceful.

The same way you "fix" a horse with three shattered legs.

Translation (not google translate but native Swedish translate)

Snoppen och Snippan (wee-wee and pussy)

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

Trust me, as you get older, "adequate" takes on much greater importance.

It wasn't a catch because he was falling towards the ground when he gained possession of the ball (note he double clutches it before he gains possession).

And the Cowboys lost?! Sad day for Duke fans. Yankees baseball season can't come soon enough.

He was going to the ground. It's not even debatable at this point. The rule is the rule and that was not a catch.

That was a pretty amazing non-catch, but review got it right. Pretty similar to the Earl Thomas INT that was overturned last night, except the ball was bobble even more on this play.