Austrians are just Germans with hats.

That’s a pile of hot, steaming bullshit that you just spouted right there.

We seriously need five Congressional committees to investigate this “fall.”

um LGA is by far the worst airport in NYC and possibly the world.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

Dad???

And the moral of the story is: Never wear pants.

And also THIS:

is that their pez dispenser?

Would eat.

UPDATE: Kerry’s down from the tree.

why obscure his face when we can see his name on his shirt smh

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

this was pretty “funny” but I think that you OWE the american People a the “truth” about why you keep writeing garbage like this.

Everyone knows The Truth isn’t the truth unless you put it in quotes.

Never “underestimate” the “power” of using random “quotation marks” to make people really believe you’re saying something “insightful.”

Anyone else read that last one with Chris Farley in their head? Just me?

Sorry. That came out wrong. It was a family dynamic thing. I was teasing her because only she could wind up in an trendy “Hollywood” style anti-aging/weight loss clinic as a treatment for a chronic disease. She was so excited that she had an excuse to try it. I wish it had helped. RA is terrible.

Also, can we get a betting pool going on the time till first death from this?

My sister tried it for RA. She said she did feel better but the results weren’t long lasting. I think she’d try again. Once she gets the sound of my laughter from ringing in her ears.