I really dislike the relatively recent convention of giving house members statewide designations in their notation, as I feel it makes people generally stupider, rather than well-informed. Statewide, Colorado is Dems Michael Bennet and John Hickenlooper, while Georgia is Dems Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff; Boebert…

If it’s not about guns, these fucks just don’t care. Just *this week* they’ve shown that they would rather play on their phones than pay attention to Zelenskyy’s speech, help breastfeeding mothers, or protect children from abuse.

I’d love to know what the anti-choice crowd — who relies on IVF to reproduce but doesn’t have enough out-of-pocket money to go out of the country multiple times to do it — think.

we will no longer allow free promotion of certain social media platforms on Twitter.

In this post-Succession world, eat-the-rich satire is a dime a dozen - but where else can you find Jennifer Coolidge massacring a group of gay mobsters?

The challenges have become abysmal. An egg roll is not a pastry! I wish they’d just repeat challenges instead of feeling pressure to come up with weird challenges that don’t actually assess who’s the best baker. They also need to allow more time. When every single baker doesn’t get thing done, that’s on the show, not…

I didn’t appreciate Sandi until she was gone.

Honestly. I mean, it’s salacious gossip and that is what it is no matter what time period you’re in. But people acting like the very mention of infidelity (which this is arguably not even an example of) is making them want to fetch their fainting couches is just ridiculous. Mind your business and don’t worry, society…

I finally figured out why Jack has been so unsettling for me. It’s because he’s giving me Michale Pitt in Funny Games vibes. Portia, there are ride share apps in Sicily. Get out!

Infedility clauses are often unenforceable IRL and would likely require a long and messy trial. But that aside, I don’t even know why Tanya would agree to have one in the first place. Surely she had a fleet of lawyers write up their pre-nup and had the pre-nup reflect that she holds the vast majority of assets in the…

How? There is a pre-nup in place. And that’s a lot to wrap up in a finale.

Wait are we not mentioning the photo? If that is Tanya’s Greg in the brown hat on the right and Quentin on the left, is this show gunning for the ultimate sting by getting to Tanya’s fortune to save a palazzo? A long con in play based on seduction and murder?

At this rate, I honestly think we’re no more than two weeks out from Kanye seriously injuring either himself or someone else. I hope some of his more likely targets recognize this and beef up security for awhile. Elon’s probably fine without guards though, he’s got his amazing sense of humor to disarm any threat.

I’m curious just how many of the Twitter nazis loudly proclaiming Kanye as right these past few weeks are going to continue to dickride Elon, or turn against him because he refuses to embrace the spirit of the holocaust. I wish I’d never hear from any of these people for the rest of my life, though.

The moment she shows Harper a photo of her kids on her phone (while claiming to be looking to show off “her trainer”) felt particularly calculated in its ditziness, almost as if she knew what she was doing, telling Harper in no uncertain terms why she stayed with Cameron

It doesn't seem like Kanye has always had this mental problem people keep mentioning. But I don't remember when he wasn't a dick.

I don’t. He’s a vicious, bullying creep. Have sympathy for the victims he’s left in his wake for decades. To hell with babbling about his mommy issues, investigate and indict this fucking creep.

A month or two ago Kanye himself published a video wherein he did almost exactly what is described here, showing people hardcore porn on his phone while saying that one of the Adidas people had the same accent as one of the actors. He also says that he's "The King of Culture" about ten times in different tones of…

Somehow both Adidas and Ye are immune to workplace harassment laws? And civil lawsuits in the absence thereof? I don’t get this.

The same way they tracked Trump’s incoherent ramblings, or their fundie preacher’s.  It sounds like it should mean something so they look at their neighbors nodding as though it means something and realize they should make sure to nod twice as hard at how meaningful it truly is.