Super cleaver?

And furlough millions of government workers that need to feed their families, pay rent/mortgages and other bills. This has been discussed before as a poor way of going about saving DACA. If you want to create a ton of resentment from regular people just doing their government jobs to prove a moral point, then by all…

Let’s be honest here, The Root is a trolly sub media outlet that prizes itself on making white people angry. It’s like your master plan has been enacted. “FOX CRACKERS ARE TALKING ABOUT USSSSSSS”.

Youre not wrong about it being a trap but, damn, you could have spoken to potentially millions of people.

It’s great to see that SHS is well on her way to fulfilling her new year’s resolution to continue to be a completely worthless piece of shit.

I thought this was the thing you did in high school. You make a circle, make people look at it, then punch them.

These poor women, all being messaged by different men named “Bort.”

guess the advertisers needed names associated with all that sweet user data.

 Yes, adding 1000 pages to a bill makes it simplified. Especially when you use all caps. Can you file on a post card yet?

what i’ve typically done is numb myself to the drudgery of crawling in traffic, but in the end, its getting there that matters, and if this gets me one step closer to somewhere i belong, then i’m for it.

Cardi is proof that to be famous you don’t need any talent, just a good PR team.

It would really help readers if you put up an actual photo of the goddamned tree.

the woman is the master of spectacle, seems to be three steps ahead of the game, and is plain inescapable at this point

we regret to inform you that the mascot has been shot by Donald Trump jr

Well, if the Dems regain power, they will need to roll back some of the tax sham created by this Congress and the Repubs will scream “LOOK! LOOK! THEW WANT TO RAISE YOUR TAXES!!” even if the only people it impacts are the super rich.

Congrats Trump voters, you just gave Bill and Hillary Clinton a nice tax break.

There is nothing rad about this video.

“Poochie saved us all by returning to his home planet.”

I would suggest that a complicated choice doesn’t have to be made; Republicans can be all three at once.

Zipper merge. You’re not supposed to form a single lane parking lot for a mile and a half before the merge.