These are all indications that they are rich, not that they are poor.

As with anyone who’s ever read a jezebel article, objectification is fine, as long as it is done about Jon Hamm’s hog in sweat pants or Jason Mamoa’s abs. Based on that logic, equitable objectification seems okay, but I’m taking my cues from a leading feminist blog, so what do I know.

If the election was more fair, he would have lost by an even higher margin. The only fraud going on is the suppression of nonwhite votes.

No way in Hell that dude doesn’t constantly smell like slightly spoiled milk.

Until the subdural hematoma kicks in.

“He had marijuana in his system!” ™

It’s a pity Franken was on the Hands Team.

I assume you haven’t seen the rest of the video.

I don’t see why everyone is making a big deal out of this. He couldn’t decide between saying “United States” or “Russian Federation” so it got a bit garbled. Could happen to anyone.

Because Hari just realized he could monetize pop outrage culture.

If he’d killed 600 people that would have prompted Republicans to consider banning bump stocks for 10 whole minutes.

I’m going to go with the latter. So tired of people whining about addiction. It’s called self control, get some. (Or spend your money on stupid shit your entire life) Either way, it’s up to them. It’s not society’s responsibility to save you from yourself.

So because someone is addicted to alcohol I can’t have a beer every now and then?

Jesus. Nobody is forcing you to spend money on anything. The only people that loot boxes etc... ‘prey’ on are those who are incapable of delaying their own gratification. Here’s a suggestion for those who feel like they are being victimized by optional, often completely cosmetic microtransactions. It’s going to really…

So when I’m getting down to my N.W.A. or Wu-Tang, which I’ve been listening to and singing along with for 20 damn years, you’re saying I can’t say the word that they say in the song? That’s ridiculous. It’s a song.

The most disturbing part of this story is that not a single dynamic is surprising. Unqualified person tapped to head the agency? Check. Person tapped actively loathes the program they’re put in charge of? Check. Ignoring all laws to do whatever they want? Check. Ethics and morals conflicts galore steamrollered in the…

Not staying in ones lane, Rear-ending and loss of control can ALL be linked to Distracted driving, primarily messing with ones phone while driving.

An absolutely unverifiable source told me that Trump eats a plate of Melania’s shit for breakfast every morning.

The boats are used to smuggle in Sharia judges from god knows where, and it eventually all ends up in the Clinton Foundation coffers, where it’s used to make pizza from aborted children, and finance forced gay sex education taught by Mexican illegals who behead nice ladies who won’t make gay wedding cakes. I read it…

Imma outsource this to one Foghorn Leghorn: