frinknasty
frinknasty
frinknasty

The only thing I hate about cruise control is how aware it makes me of the other idiots NOT USING IT WHO CAN’T PICK A SPEED.

Why? It’s not that hard.

And fuck this lamp! And fuck this paddle ball game!

Eat shit America.

That’s right: you get to break the law and drive dangerously because you’re more important than they are, not the other way around! And it’s really, really, really terrible if someone gets to go somewhere faster than you. Keep vigilanteing on, model soldier! Your judgment is the only judgment that matters, and fuck

I was banned for life from Hansel Subaru for trying to buy an Impreza with my asshole.

Driving on the shoulder is a good way to pick up nails and sharp objects in motorcycle tires.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Jeez man, this article is bad. It’s a Dutch F-16, it intercepted the Russian transport because they refused to respond to radio challenges from ATC. This is bog standard normal stuff that went exactly the way it was supposed to. I have no idea what that last sentence is meant to imply...

Needless to say, it went viral.

More binoculars than NASCAR stands:

I have obtained exclusive video from the lead up to the collision:

The buyers. There is a difference between a true predatory loan and someone just not doing the math and living beyond their means. Most people fall into the latter.

And the award for “Quickest to Comment Before Reading the Article” goes to-

What an amazing woman. I’m crushing hard right now. I hope she has a full recovery and is honoured as the hero she is.

Immediately trade it in for a Golf R?

COUNTERPOINT FUCK YOU

Tell me I’m not the only person that chuckled at “horn hole.”