Well, clearly he was a sinner because God would have saved him otherwise.

There’s a theory I saw on Twitter which is essentially that Trump is doing these daily briefings because he can’t do rallies anymore, and the reason he’s so cranky is that he’s gotten so used to the worshipful MAGA mobs that answering actual questions is breaking his brain.

Or smaller, if you have big boobs already. My taters looks MASSIVE in crewneck t-shirts.

Cheeto Mussolini could be owned by a paper bag. I swear if you slipped one lightly over his head (physically impossible because of the pompadour and the Hutt neck, but bear with me here) and just left him on his own he’d starve to death.

I’m going through a similar thing right now. On Sunday, my guy of three month commented on how normal and “warm” our relationship felt and how he looked forward to the upcoming months together. Monday morning he sent me a text saying it was “like someone flipped a switch” and he couldn’t picture a future with me in…

Sort of unrelated, but much needed, and I’m reposting it everywhere.