She deserves to be punished just as any other rapist or sex offender. She took advantage of someone who’s literally incapable of going to the bathroom on his own. Let alone being capable of verbally consenting to what she did. Much like a victim can’t give consent if she’s unconscious, this man can’t give consent if…

She holds a special place in my heart as Mrs. Wilkinson.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is beyond horrifying.

Are pretzel dicks even kosher?

Or Madonna in Shanghai Surprise #neverforget.

18 years ago, I put on a pair of JNCO jeans and a Smashing Pumpkins t-shirt and went to a punk show at my (rural CT) town’s local teen center. There I saw a boy, told him I was going to flirt with him and did for the rest of the night... and then, on and off (and mostly online) for the next decade or so before we…

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

Or are super really high on cocaine but there’s only 2 lines of the 8 ball left.

tfw you’re coming down from mushrooms

A dramatic reenactment:

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

Indeed the stock picture is a picture of making stock ingredients

Did you see “Bubba Ho-Tep”? AMAZING.

Ed Sheeran has never listened to a Radiohead album

i mean wtf ever happened to after-school detention

Not just a doctor...a fucking brain surgeon! I would not want this dude as my neurosurgeon...stay AWAY FROM MY BRAIN BEN CARSON.

Isn’t forcing someone to have a child they don’t want a lot more like slavery?