Am I the party-pooper for finding this just sort of staggeringly unfunny?

Punchline: Crying Indian was played by an Italian. xD

...something something... just the tip.

What? Chrissy is Charlotte, Teeny is Samantha, Roberta is Miranda, and Samantha is Carrie (sorry, Sam, but you are the writer/main character. And you smoke). SATC basically just ripped off Now and Then.

The little otter is so mad at her trainer right here. Like damn, why did you give her the cups in the wrong order you monster.

Well to be fair to the Palins, he built a clock. They have no frame of reference to deal with that kind of behavior. It’s not like he got someone pregnant or got arrested for starting a fistfight at a house party.

...they were unsuccessful.

I feel like the sex and the city movies were trying to be as awesome as.that one abfab episode where they went to Morocco.

nah.

This person is the reason I consume alcohol and yearn for a plague to scourge the earth of human life.

Oh my God. Is that wrinkly old shih-tzu Bono? Is that Javier? WHAT UNIVERSE AM I IN

FRANK! I always hated his rooms. But in retrospect, it wasn’t the rooms that were very bad, it was just the awkward kitschy paintings he always insisted on doing that were so ... like, tacky, faux-country, pastel kitsch.

Frank’s room always looked like a clown exploded in it.

There’s a home video of me driving around in my Fred Flintstone car (I don’t know what you call it, it but it’s the red and yellow toy car that every kid from the 80’s had) and I’m starting to go down a hill and then I’m toppling over ass over apple cart. I should mention that there was a lake at the bottom of this…

In case you can’t see the pic of Penelope getting hit by a car (it’s not showing up on my computer), here it is and it is fantastic. If this were my kid, I’d get this whole succession of pics framed. Bottom Left is priceless. What a cutie pie.

All these things and the comments are why I only run if I’m being chased by grizzly bears.

I mean, you can raise your child to know that women are people but in today’s society every other person outside of your home will remind him that in fact we are not. With their actions, with their laws, with their assumptions, with their words.

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.