It’s fucking hilarious, actually.

I find myself having to explain the concept of a merkin more often in my everyday life than I'd expect.

She’s 22 and the child of two rock stars, both who were constantly strung out on heroin when before and after she was born, one of whom died tragically a short time later so she never knew him and the other a spoiled brat who can’t keep herself under control and still acts like she’s a teenager at 51. Frankly, looking…

Oh goodie! If this catches on and becomes a thing, abusers can compulsively check the hands of their victims and beat the shit out of them for every stray pen mark they find!

STOP CREATING RACIAL STRIFE!

As if the Palin clan has ever cared about less racial strife, or any strife at all. Their bread and butter is shit stirring.

I confess I would be really uncomfortable being with a guy who didn’t find me physically attractive. I’d always worry that he would cheat with someone who he did find physically attractive. I want to feel sexy in a relationship. I want to feel wanted and lusted after by the dude I’m with. I want him to look at me like…

I live for the moments when celebrities have strange meltdowns on social media.

My two cents: being a 30 something woman with a career, money and no kids in the Mexican-American community is very hard. Most women my age have kids, some of them have teenagers, one has grandchildren. They can’t stop themselves from telling me that I’ll probably won’t be able to get pregnant and if I do my body…

After Julia Roberts started dating that married dude and then went around wearing a shirt rubbing it in the wife’s face, FUCK Julia Roberts. I’m sure there’s more to the story but still, not classy.

No. I do not like this relationship between Rih Rih and and Travis because he is a DICK. Story time.

Of course you’re a Van Halen fan.

You’re delusional! He looks like Corey Feldman dressed up as Scott Disick but couldn’t find a shirt in his size.

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

What the hell is the thought process of a person who infers that “rapeable” is a fucking compliment? Being “unrapeable” would be a damn superpower.

Drugs and nudity at any cost.

You’re a damn genius, Madeleine. A damn genius for that pic so I could make that joke.

Hmmm, don’t know what you’re talking about...

And now look back at the top picture.... wait for it.....

Uh, I’m pretty sure Miss Piggy is the absolute apotheosis of glamour and fabulousness, Bonjour, and you should probably ask The Divine Miss Pig for forgiveness for your outrageous slurs.