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Or just cancel the show completely and replace it with aa burning Christmas yule log.

She’s also wearing David Byrne’s suit from “Stop Making Sense.”

That’s touching. I’ll be more polite when I have the same rights and opportunities as you.

BUT THAT PART WHEN THE COP DRIVES BY AND THEY SMASH THE BOTTLE ON HER HEAD LIKE NOPE SRY

dude I would fucking cut a man to have Khaleesi RiRi kidnap my basic ass and stuff me in a vintage goyard trunk and do my make up and smoke a bong w me like pls lord rihsus answer my prayers

Don’t laugh at the stock photo of that child. My own daughter was recently diagnosed with shutterstock. She has watermarks all over her face and body, and she refuses to go outdoors.

Time to stop believin’.

No means no, you can’t have it Any Way You Want it, Deen!

I don’t think I noticed the “peckernose” before?

I KNOW. Glamorous graduate school life? They’re also going to need some footage of me eating ramen in a shithole studio apartment, and, like, renewing my glamorous bus pass.

I’m so tired of people bringing their dogs everywhere. YOUR DOG DOESN’T WANT TO GO TO THE MALL.

It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.

We’re just gonna have a Jason Momoa appreciation thread okay?

What is this picture of Taylor Kitsch?! I feel like it invalidates your whole argument!

The Right to Free Speech doesn’t give people the right to force others— individuals, businesses, organizations or other institutions— to be complicit in aiding the dissemination their message.

women are legit not allowed to do anything w their own bodies except be fucking brood mares.

“Help! my daughter’s not talented!!”

This is a flat-out crazy person who has somehow gotten ungreyed. You’ve handled it beautifully, I spun out and swore like a ... well, me... But yeah, June sucks around these parts.

Zine? Chloe Sevigny? Everything about this article made me feel like it was 1999. All my wrinkles were gone, I felt 20 lbs lighter, and I looked over at my son and all I saw was an ovum. (I also felt really hung over and was worried I about how I was going to pay my rent).