Brody posted the image as a joke because he thought the “Licking 4 my keys” caption was funny .

We just found out the tree that littering our backyard is actually a mature Pecan Tree, we are stoked!!

i agree with this and i think it’s unfair in a lot of cases—like, i don’t think an employment history that includes a year of stripping (or a pinterest board that talks about loving booze, or something) has any bearing on a teacher’s ability to teach. but this strikes me as something that would very obviously prevent…

“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

Sometimes a rolled up hundred dollar bill just isn’t fancy enough.

“It was the first time I head Tyrannosaurus Rex.”

There will be two versions of Tom in this movie, coming out in the fall (UK in September, US in October). He plays Reggie and Ronnie Kray, two gangsters who were huge in London in the 50s and 60s.

Literally my exact thought while looking at it. Like sometimes it physically hurts me to know that men that beautiful exist and they are not on top of me at all times. Is there anyone you think is so hot that you’re just like “Yeah I would do absolutely anything with you just name it don’t care how nasty”? Mine is Tom…

RE that last picture:

There are 90 million snake people in the United States?! And I am considered one of them!?!?! This is terrifying news.

Your friendly neighborhood pedant here! Are millennials really a “growing” population? If we are 15-years-old at minimum, then no other millennials are being born; the club is closed. Really, we’re a shrinking population because people die all the time.

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He has a face that looks like the result of Gary Shandling mating with a pig.

I don’t feel I need to explain my art to you, Warren.

I find it hard to believe that she is just now realizing the pressure women are under to look good. How could she have lived in that house with those women and NOT seen the lengths to which her daughters have to go to be “beautiful”? Or the constant criticism that they faced on a huge scale? She’s JUST NOW realizing,…

Hey, if I wanted my crazy Jewish grandmother’s opinion on my sex life...

Why do you love this? I am asking seriously. Kris Jenner may not be the most honorable woman in the world, but it’s not like Caitlyn Jenner is a saint either. They’re both just people. And I would think someone who finally became the woman she was all along would not be down with the prettiness contest the rest of us…

Omg! This is me!!! Thanks so much for spelling my name correctly.

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