That was so unexpected! She is funny and seems fairly thoughtful and OMG IS SOMEONE SMOKING INDOORS??? It’s so crazy how odd that looks now. also:

I live with all men (husband, sons) and they are never not talking. NEVER. And I’m a super extrovert and I’m like making plans to build a bunker under the house to escape the mindless, endless, pointless chatter that fills my ears at all times.

I mean...that’s more than a gripe at that point, no? Refusing to work together is some pretty straight up unprofessional shit. I mean, if I refused to work with anyone in this office who bugged the hell out of me it would just be me and the kid who gets lunch and even he’s on thin ice after the “Oatmeal Raisin cookie”…

Many times it is simply lack of opportunity or fear of consequences that keep us from falling into grievous sin even though our fallen hearts would love to indulge the flesh.

You are going back to Mohammad and the Ottomans? Because other religions and empires were such a great group of people. It was “civilization” that committed the Holocaust. It was Christianity and Europe that did the WWI and WWII, it was Europe that did the most barbaric of colonial regimes. It was the United States…

Build a time machine so we can go back and not invade Iraq in 2003.

any time i hear a kate bush song now

Judge Kara Brown referred to them as “twin bundles of karma,” which is correct. I look forward to welcoming them as junior Jez staff members in like 15 years.

Do the damn hours? Actually I’d prefer if she does the damn time. It’s pretty disgusting that a celebrity can get away with blatantly flouting the law for years when a normal person would be under the jail by now. There are people doing 10-12 years for marijuana possession right now. Fuck Lindsay Lohan.

I suppose it’s a question of temperature of the iron and the viscosity of the falafel mix. I know you can deep fry falafel just as easily as pan frying (again: a question of temperature and “dough” consistency).

I suppose it’s a question of temperature of the iron and the viscosity of the falafel mix. I know you can deep fry…

I thought that was off. But also it really cracks me up to think of Natalie Portman reading the bible and just having this moment where she’s like “oh my god....this is just like my oscar statue.”

Which is the one about killing your kid with a golden idol?

Natalie if you’re going to be stupid about scripture at least be stupid about it smartly. The Moses story is about worshiping gold idols. Abraham is about killing your son because God told you to. Get it right.

soiled myself, not proud

I like that we’re judging the head of the Catholic Church roughly the same way I judge the stuff my 8 year old nephew makes in his pottery class.

I posted that KONY video to my Facebook feed. What more do you want from me?

Franco will be DAMNED if he lets the Sexy Hamburglar be the most inexplicable McDonald’s-related thing that happens this week.

Always relevant.

Ugh, Lena Dunham and her Dunpinions. How very.

He’s a homophobe and against affordable healthcare, particularly for the reproductive care of women, in his home country, where he is a conservative politician.