Please don't put post-abortion syndrome in quotation marks. It very clearly happens to Christian men on a regular basis, if the recent article on Jezebel (and that dude I see with the "I REGRET OUR ABORTION" backprint) is anything to go by.

Secretly convinced he is actually a virgin because of his two penises and that this is all just a really sad, sad front...

Often by parents who don't even know the difference between "there" and "their".

I love that you don't know who he is.

I find her to be Artschool Irritating. Maybe I'm wrong, but that's the vibe I pick up.

Does this GIF have anything to do with the above story? No.

prince, not prints!

[crybarfs]

The only thing I knew about Rashad before this is that her second husband was the cop from the Village People.

Matt, quit making burners to post about how hot you are. We've discussed this.

Out of all his defenders, she's the one I'm most disappointed by. :/

BYE PHYLICIA.

Can everyone who wants to eat their placenta just eat their placenta but also shut the fuck up about it?

Like a tattooed toe.

Who tha' fuck has been praying for this? Because I can safely say..

Giada was holding his hand and she just had a huge grin on her face.

Is the ice bucket challenge girl also the pissed off "let it go" girl?

Can we please talk about rapper Mase who lost 1.5 million of his 1.6 million followers!!!