The Encylopedia Brown remark made me spit my coffee. So, you regularly have dinner with the chief of police, and when he's onto a case he just can't crack, he'll take his notebook out of his breast pocket and let you have a whack at it? "But wait ... you said he wore a BLUE hat when he walked into the room! Case…

NEW COUPLE ALERT! Supermarket tabloid the National Examiner is reporting that U.S. president Barack Obama is having an affair with U.K. president Harry Styles.

i'd like to submit this for best celebrity news story of 2014.

uh greed.

describing Robin Thicke as "the human version of a white leather couch" just made my week. I like to think of him, along with Adam Levine and John Mayer, as part of this three-piece set:

Yet another ass weighs in on butts.

He's all of us

Who are these people in the background and what are they side-eying?

No. 4 Con is accurate. Benjamin Bratt anyone? He is handsome, so is Idris Elba or Jimmy Smits or John Cho or an unlimited number of other baes of color. I'm still a bit miffed that Charlie Hunnam isn't included in People's round up. I'm sure he feels like he's done all of those ass shots on Sons of Anarchy for naught.

I won't judge you. I reused my highest rated comment when the same story broke on another site.

Who is going to be a dad?!

I'm trying to decide if I'd rather be a "Muppet face ass" or "trout mouth ass bitch" and I think I'd rather be a Muppet face ass, but there's room for debate.

she was given a tv show, literally for being the disgustingly self involved mother of a tiny train wreck. that vote of approval for her personality and lifestyle contributes directly to the same delusion that allows her to say "i put my kids first" while dating someone who raped one of her kids.

I think the "*" means it goes up your butthole.

too*

You know, she was treated like shit and should absolutely call out the crap policies that led to the treatment she got. I'm just not sure she's going about it the right way. Going to the same media that has been over-sensationalizing every single case of Ebola in this country and saying you aren't going to follow the…

It's unfortunate that he wasn't drunk enough to do the latter.

Hey Jude