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I have been looking online for porn since I was 13 years old. Never once have I accidentally clicked on a link that sent me to pictures and videos of child pornography. Not even when I was drunk.

No. Sex Pistols win by a long shot.

Yes. Dear god, yes. Up there with Pearl Jam on my list of overrated bands.

Black Flag: Most over-rated American punk band ever.

this is NOT punk rock

If Martha is the matriarch and Goop is the overachieving daughter, Preserve must be the stoner sister that lives in the basement and can't seem to find her way in life.

Hehe. If Benedict Cumberbatch and Maggie Q got married they would be...

I would consider doing that if we had a cookie for dessert and Fred took that cookie and stuck it up his...yeaaaaaahhhh!

OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME

AH HA! We should all strive to reference Singin' in the Rain in our every day lives more often.

"She's so refined ... I think I'll kill myself."

Everyone at Amal's wedding got an iPod? Not surprised - Bono was probably handing them out. "Hey guys, our new album is already on here! No, don't walk away, I'll just slip this into your bag, then."

Fuck that. She's awesome. What I hate most is that this story doesn't surprise me.

Does anyone even buy N.Y.C. makeup for regular use? I thought it was just there for tweens to shoplift instead of the good stuff, or to be used as joke makeup.

What a clusterfuck. How about the Universities just handle the situation so no one needs to be making lists. Jesus tap dancing Christ already.

They make slut pills now? When did Tequila start coming in pill form?

EXCELLENT SHADE THROWING, ALL DESERVED.

I think there's a lot of confusion about South African rulings vs. our own. Every news outlet has been reporting that he could face up to 15 years, but it's pretty unlikely. Meanwhile, in the US, when we hear "found guilty of equivalent to manslaughter" we think "woohoo jail time!" I don't know how they'll rule

Wait, because Rhianna is a victim of domestic violence, we aren't interested in her voice or supporting her? I'm fucking way more interested in hearing her sing than listen to whatever garbage Roger Goddell and Ray Rice are going to spew.