Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

Tracie, I've loved working with you here and cannot wait to see what you have up your sleeve at your new job with [REDACTED COMPANY]. I'll never forget the time the entire Jezebel staff [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] on your roof and then took [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] while sharing our mutual weird sex fantasies about [REDACTED…

Welcome to the team Gwyneth! I'm looking forward to the official Goop Guide to Pesach making my brain leak out of my ears.

Whoa whoa whoa - talking about burying the lede.

"Everything they're about now is from the head down. It has nothing to do with their brains or their hearts."

what they're doing, they are like cave women waiting for caveman to bonk them on the head and drag them into the caves by the hair. That's who they are. They're the ones putting us back into the stone ages."

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

When I saw "Riff Raff", my brain first went to:

I feel you, handsome man. We are kindred spirits, obviously.

yacht jogging. that is all.

More like SMUGshot, right you guys?

How can we get Justin Bieber to endorse Axe? Cuz that shit's got to go.

Whenever I see a rosebud, I think of Mark Shrayber.

Doesn't he have a Prime Minister or a Queen he could nominate instead?

"uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

My old flatmates made me one of those cakes once, but instead of my face, it was the members of Take That. Gary Barlow was DELICIOUS.