The press needs to stop calling this a beating or an attack. It's attempted murder and sexual assault. The woman was forced to watch her friend get beaten, then she got beaten, stabbed, sexually assaulted, threatened with further rape, tortured, and the only reason she's alive is because he decided to go look for a…

Can someone help me find my eyes? They fell out from rolling them too hard about Justin Bieber's tattoos...

I like how Slater says, "Wanna say that to my face?" when Screech, in fact, did just say it to his face.

My husband grows peppers and tomatoes tons of fucking peppers. They are "super hots" and he eats them and claims that if they are super, super spicy he gets high off them so I'm like whatever. His garden requires a lot of time and effort, and sometimes it's annoying but now I am really fucking thankful that "me…

Repressive fundamentalism in any religion is so awful.

I feel like, if you are looking into surrogacy, you should make it clear in the contract before inserting fertilized eggs that you have no interest in raising any potential disabled children, so that the surrogate knows going into it that she might have to abort, keep the disabled child, or give it up for adoption. …

OMG this is better than the day circa 2002 I became a billionaire in The Sims by endlessly typing that rosebud cheat.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how much it must suck to be Justin Bieber? To wake up every day as a 20-year-old person who knows that you are famous for a song like "Baby", to know that the entire world (except for maybe a handful of 12-year-old girls) perceives you to be an entitled little shitbag, and…

P.S. DISAGREEING WITH HOW ISRAEL IS HANDLING IT'S "SITUATION" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JEW HATER.

Freddie seems more trustworthy to me than Keifer. He was on Psych. It was awesome.... That is all

Fixed it for ya

Turnabout is fair play, so...

Actually I do know the difference. The difference being that the latter mocks victims of a tragedy while the former mocks the awful power structures that allows a tragedy to take place.

how about button down shirts that are sized according to bra size and waist size? For example instead of my usual large size shirt, it would be 36D / 30.

True story: my eighth birthday party was held at the local bowling alley, and as party favors, we gave away socks. Lame, you say? Oh, no, my friend, for these socks had been BEDAZZLED! They had moons and stars and your initials on them, because my big sister bedazzled them herself! It was extraordinary.

His lawyer used the words "pseudo-tribal psychological voodoo" in an attempt to explain what happened? Done with this world.

ON A CRACKER!

JESUS H. CHRIST