The store owner is the one who should be arrested. That dress is a far more grievous crime than mere thievery.
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Can I take credit for my sister's time she got really, really lucky? I'm 9 years older than my sister, the baby of the family. One day when I was 11 or 12 (and she was 2 or 3), I walked into our family room to watch Nickelodeon or something. I could hear "Barney" playing on the TV and was not feeling that shit. I walk…
It should be noted that no one has never doubted the legitimacy of her prosthetic leg.
BRB flying to Vegas to make a baby with this guy.
I was going to say kegels, but I like your answer better.
Its only disturbing if this person is telling the truth. Otherwise, this is a perfect response to a liar/crazy person. I don't know what the situation is, but that is a response both a rapist and a falsely accused person would/could use.
Okay, but if those are her 4 year old daughter's slippers, that kid has some giant feet. #footshaming
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I'm more impressed that he's pooping back and forth with a dog......
This may be the best quote I have ever read. It may go on my tombstone.
Even more exciting than Martin Sheen in that Moby thing? He'll be on a new Netflix show playing Sam Waterston's secret lover and they come out together after 20 years to get married to each other, shocking the hell out of their wives (who hate each other) played by Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin. Jed Bartlet macking on…
"I live a life such that, if Moby appears on my radar, I know I'm doing something wrong." - I don't know you Kara Brown, but I like you.
Hey Adrianne Curry! Too bad the asses Jenny has kicked are mostly those of babies dying of whooping cough. Oh, and measles too.
I'm having a "#grammar #nerd" seizure right now.
It wasn't until the footage was edited that the crew realized they had captured the specter of demon in the backseat. The.Kardashians.were.alone.in.the.car. ReeeeeReeeeeReeeee!!!
Dear Katherine,
I wish actual hunters would hunt the Kardashian clan.