What with HobbyLobby, this kind of story, and some horrible sexist bullshit I've been dealing with at work for the last week, I just want to flip the table over and be, like, out. When are our alien overlords getting here? I sign up to be a housepet for them. Anything has to be better than the human race at this…

That's not something you should be proud of...

Erykah Badu is a pretty huge cultural icon in the black community. Just because you don't know who she is doesn't mean she's a nobody.

While the whole dog thing is sad, it's very obvious that Miley lacks formal education each time she writes something. I feel like I'm reading something a twelve year old wrote.

i love a good Patrick Bateman story !

It certainly betrays the fact that he doesn't know what he's talking about AT ALL.

Based upon my scientific calculations, Michele Duggar is going to live to be 843 years old - give or take a decade.

I'd be a horrible interviewer. "What's your favorite cartoon? Oh mhmm, good choice. Do you like mustard or mayo potato salad? Very interesting. Would you like to go get ice cream? WHY NOT LET ME LOVE YOU WE COULD BE HAPPY TOGETHER"

You forgot to add "Look Like They Smell Like Funyuns & Boxed Wine" to the list.

"Kidchella"? They should've named it "North by NorthWest"!!!

TRACK pants!!!

Oh, no, what if you went to Target? She'd never find you again!

My mom did basically the same thing to us four kids. That is, made us wear matching red polo shirts and khaki shorts/skirt when traveling. Yep, pretty much exactly the same but worse.

Not surprised. Anti-choice=anti-woman.

I'm voting for the 2010s.

I hear you, Thandie. My preferred makeup, Maybelline Superstay 24 Hr Foundation still exists, but they've discontinued two of the shades for darker women, including mine.

You say "hanging from trees," George Will would say "floating due to excess privilege."

You want to put a "spoiler" warning on your comment. I haven't seen the film yet, and I was just scanning the comments, and I had no idea about whether or not she went through with the procedure...until now.

Thank you for your tireless dedication to journalism, sir.