Peak Affable Bro: nicely coined!

Doesn't Channing know this is how Maude Flanders died?! Wreckless, dude. WRECKLESS!

No one learned anything from Johnny Depp. Ever.

I know you're being rhetorical, but can I vote anyway? It's both! No matter how you dress, you're not going to avoid people projecting your sexuality and personality onto your clothes and self-presentation. So you might as well dress however the fuck you want to.

Scott Disick seems like such a smarmy turd, so why do I find him so likable? Am I also a smarmy turd? Hard questions today.

A number of people are asking for translations, so I shall do my best. My training: I grew up in a Pentecostal home and several families members to this day speak like this.


The people questing what we did in such negative ways are doing so because they are not christians. Christians are never negative and would never…

I mean, it's not stylish, but it's not .... this

COME AT ME, BRO!

all day, erryday. god he's fit. i have dated men of all shapes, sizes, heights, weights and races. i'm like the UN of d. but just once - just once - i would like to know what its like to be with someone who has abs like that. i would probably black out and not be able to enjoy it.

And you beat me to saying that. Stardust reminds me so much of The Princess Bride, a wonderful movie that failed at the box office because they didn't know how to market it. It has become a huge cult thing over the years, and rightly so, because it is so quotable. Sadly, I don't think that will happen with Stardust.

"We've come to view Robert DeNiro as the emotionally closed off and hyper-masculine characters that he's made iconic..."

How does one manage perfectly symmetric vitiligo? For these models, even when there is a genetic problem they win the genetic lottery.

Is your confusion about how one ices a cappuccino? Mine too. I was a barista for four years. It's the foam and amount of milk that makes a capp, and icing it makes no sense.

Everyone looks better when they're standing next to mahhhble columns.

I want to delete my entire post and replace it with this.

Found on Twitter... (the mis-use of "betrothed" is really bothering me but the rest is spot-on)

"Girl Yo Dirty ass Coulda went to them people Wedding" just about sums everything up.

Mwahahaha...you poor fool...he said TODAY'S Kimye coverage.

FINALLY!! No more Kanye and Kim coverage!!!!