I think we could all use a hedgehog in an egg cup.
OMG, these people are fucking insane. A VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR - give it a rest already you stupid bitch, and your collaborator, too.
I don't think people ARE giving it a pass.
All of this Bey-Z drama has caused me to realize that I am way too invested in people whose music I don't care too much for, and whom I will never know personally.
Please do not accuse me of such self-serving means. You can clearly tell this listing is not mine because I have *at least* 5 more livestock skulls in my front yard, as well as several pieces of rusted farm equipment that I think are charming but others describe as being "unidentifiable" and "looking like murder…
You shouldn't come on Jezebel to promote your own Airbnb listing, sir! This is a safe space!
Here's what I heard is gonna happen.
While black yes. It's illegal to be black actually.
Coming to Jezebel for actual feminism is like going to McDonalds for actual food.
this is the most important photo of all time why is it not front and center
Is anyone into James Franco at this point? He just seems like the epitome of "every asshole you dated in grad school who always made a big point of how he was smarter than you even though you had higher grades.....and he finished fast and then didn't notice you hadn't come and talked about how awesome the sex…
you know what? fuck you on that last part. there is nothing delicious or amazing about this fucking drug.
Well we've actually only got 2 roles for black people in this movie. Sassy straight talking bus driver or dopey street thugs
Where did you get my yearbook photo
If you need more Tom Hardy, here he is rapping while holding a baby. Oldie but a goodie.
"What should we say?"
"Drugs...go with drugs"
"What? Are you crazy...we can't say she is a junkie..."
"Ok - let's go with Pot...no one cares about pot."
"Does it do that to people?"
pulls out 1982 anti-drugs campaign videos