... yeah, I'll find achievements to be proud of that involve less risk of maggots in my ass, thanks.

I like this show too, but if we're looking for a liberal propaganda show we can do better than a show that is set in New York but has no black people on it, except Wayne Brady, and presents Barney as a lovable scamp and the women he manipulates into sleeping with him as dumb sluts who get what they deserve.

The only sane choice. What is wrong with you people.

I had a peep milkshake last weekend and it was great. Marshmallow fluff, vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, sprinkles and a peep.

Marshmallows rolled in sugar are fucking awesome and the BEST Easter candy.

I can't read the article. Too much Peepism. Check your Peep Privilege.

I had never seen cats on my Pinterest main page before, so I have no idea where all of these cats came from.
I ain't even mad.

Same... I like big butts and I can not lie. :(

Oh, Angela Lansbury, you are so very awesome in every single way!

I think I know the culprit!

Who could sleep at a time like this?? I'll never forget where I was during the Butt Hack of '14.

Here are some reasons to be on skid row at night: buy drugs. End of list.

So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

Gawd contouring again.. Etss everywhere!!

Too rough. Who's the badass, shoplifting runaway again? Ashley? He's Ashley.

Vodka tampons seem like the worst possible idea. That's the part of my body that makes the worst decisions while drunk; I don't want to be an enabler.

Setting aside the fact that you really shouldn't be taking upskirt photos at all, can we just talk about how some fucking creep shot up a 15-year-old's skirt?

He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come…