Even stilts guy thinks the hat is fucking ridiculous.

I admit, it's hard to confuse Laurence Fisburne with Samuel L. Jackson.

I find it strange that Mia's apparent....instability is being used by some people to defend Woody Allen from Dylan's accusations.

I would set his car on fire AT LEAST.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

If I'd just discovered my partner had been sleeping with my child, you better believe a sad/cryptic card wouldn't be the worst thing to happen.

Obviously, this is my own personal opinion, but if my partner for 12 years and the man I had 3 children with started an affair with my daughter from a previous marriage and essentially destroyed my family without much remorse, he would be lucky to only get this as his valentine.

I've never understood how privileged people (white men seem particularly prone to this) can't accept that THEY DON'T GET TO CHOOSE WHAT'S OFFENSIVE TO THE OFFENDED PARTY!! Just because you didn't mean to be offensive doesn't mean you weren't offensive.

The images were shot by known sexual predator Terry Richardson. Here is some particularly salient proof that he is not only a horrible person whom no one should work with but also a hack:

This is not something I say lightly, but really, I hope this mom gets the worst possible sentence and her life in prison is terrible.

KANYE DIED FOR YOUR SHINS

"Literally".

My thoughts exactly

Wait, wait, gold necklaces on a dog?

Joan Rivers needs to go away. You want to make fun of Kim or Kanye, fine. Kids are off limits. Period.

Yeah. He is the subject of so many blinds - so basically if it says "which singer ... hit on women ... wife in room" it is Robin Thicke. "Which singer ... hit on women ... fiance left the room" it is Adam Levine.

Jesus, imagine having less common sense than a guy named Scooter.

That's a nice write up, but Christians have beliefs that have no bearings in reality.

We gave you Bieber, America. It's just rude to return that present.