About two months ago a pigeon flew full on into my face and I keep successfully repressing it and then something like this reminds me.
I hope Blue Ivy's experience was less traumatic.

I appreciate Beyonce teaching me another definition for the word surfboard.

#LifeHacks

I stood with my feet 9 inches apart yesterday and totally had a thigh gap

Wearing a bikini bottom 3 sizes too big = instant bikini bridge.

yes.

Are these teenagers aware they can just Google an already naked model?

It's telling that this man's first and last name are both words for penis.

I have a lot of thoughts.

How.Dare.You.

And the video is being shot by Terry Richardson. Nobody betta say shit about her being a feminist. No ma'am. She is not.

Not gonna lie, I was pretty disappointed Jezebel didn't eviscerate Lady Gaga for featuring R Kelly on a track called "Do What You Want With My Body." URGH.

Urban Outfitters, your favorite place to purchase wedge sneakers and inexpensive garments covered in triangles

My nana wants like an ambulance service that just picks her up and takes her home from whatever it is she's doing when she can't be bothered doing it anymore. I suggested a taxi but she said her idea also includes gin.

Reminds of of Coming To America:

I want that dress too! Back off, hand of mystery.

Girl she rich. She has people for that.

They put this on covers, framing as empowerment (and I totally support that, single moms are awesome, and it's not like these ladies can't afford to have a baby on their own) but January Jones actually raises a baby alone, and people badgered her for months about it.

Ya know, when you just frame his face, he looks even more ridiculous.