#grassholes

sounds like Eddie Izzard

Those Cheetos look delicious

GAH

OH MAN that “Goodnight Mommy” looks sooo good. Babadook was the last good psychological horror I watched. I love me some twisted stories!

You are not getting enough stars

Consuela Beep beep Chop Chop!

He is only O’Bannion in my mind

“*immeasurably”. There I said it better.

WHAT THE HELL DO I DO NOW

His hair looks like Tamsin Greig’s in Green Wing

That essay by Joseph C. Phillips ends on a disturbing note. He’d prefer that Bill just quietly disappear rather than face up to what he has done and be held accountable for it. Bill Cosby doesn’t deserve to go quietly off anywhere unless it’s a small prison cell.

I can def hold my phone under my saggy tits.

Nicky eh. “Empathy is a bone killer”

Madonna can do whatever she wants, but I love imagining her teen children squirming with embarrassment at their mom mastur-gyrating all over stars they probably love and worship while wearing thongs and leather. “OMFG MOM STAHP, THIS IS LIKE, SOOO EMBRSING SRSLY”