YAY. As a medium easter egg-shaped lady, these pants make my middle feel less sausagey. I will only wear skinny versions however. begone foul flares!

I can totally identify with this level of bawling fandom. I was a rrriot girl with the best of them and Donita Sparks made my teen years make sense. Also, the last concert I bawled like a baby was Bjork because I’d waited for like 19 years for her to come to my hometown.

I didn’t know that video existed and I wish I still didn’t.

shit and lip fillers AMIRITE

cheesus crust

Um amazing

Oh that is exactly what happened for me with both of these movies. But it was an aspiration that has now turned into a bereft nostalgia as I continue to watch each film again and again and realise it's a New York I shall never experience *sigh.

How dare you. I will stick to my cheap guns.

How dare you. I will stick to my cheap guns.

I have to get behind the tried, tested and true: Maybelline Great Lash mascara. I have been using it since I was 14 and I still get asked if I'm wearing eyelash extensions. And for around $3.50 I really don't see how you can go wrong.

I have to get behind the tried, tested and true: Maybelline Great Lash mascara. I have been using it since I was 14…

New phone, who dis?

I have zee bewbs but this made me gag quite a bit and it's not even 9am damn you.

Dakota, well done on finding the only redeemable feature of this whole venture. There is nothing else TO take.

I am sickened. SICKENED.

I'm hysterical now, thanks for this.

I still maintain this grey number was my favourite of the Oscar dresses. FAB

Maybe Rose shouldn't have made this choice then if being sexualized wasn't on the agenda.

I'll just leave these here