Big ups to a lingerie store in my hometown in Canada for these totes accurate representations of the female boday (OOWEEE):

This better be the case because I want her to shut.up otherwise. The drivel is INSANE

If it hasn't been said before, why the hell did the fellow employee post the pictures of her passed out on the lawn to social media?! "Oh look, a prone person teehee, lemme quickly show all my friends zomg this person is soooo effed teehee, I'll check if she has a pulse after (maybe)"...

I feel like this is grasping at straws. Seriously?

She looks like Jen, but stoned. Very stoned.

Damn you Mark

This is the only dependable weight-loss programme

Let's talk about those amazing fridges with TVs on the door. Because everyone loves to stand in the kitchen staring at the fridge for two reasons.

Not sure how it is in the US with stupid regulations on food safety but when I worked for a certain major coffee company with this mermaid chick emblem, they made us throw away all the baked goods at the end of the day. We weren't even allowed to walk outside to the tent city of homeless people and pass out the…

human Pinterest board Pippa Middleton

WHO IS THE TERRIFYING TROLL BEHIND THEM

You are a dummy.

HOLY SHIT I HATE ALL OF THIS. 63. SIXTY FUCKING THREEEEEEEE

SO infuriating! I also hate that when my daughter colours with her friends in kindergarten, they refer to Crayola "peach" as "skin-colour". That sort of brainwashing has to come from somewhere so we all know early on where we stand in the grand (colour) scheme.

This is repulsive.

NUH-UH! I was riveted and holy moly love me some woolly mammoth! I had heart palpitations when the giants and the mammoths appeared.

January Jones you jerk! Watch the damn road you dink!

It's..like...a...brain..fart

Ugh what a horrible state of affairs! That movie is glorious! Neil Gaiman 4 lyfe!