like there’s lots of middling level vocal talent out there (and i love pop music)

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I know it’s way too late and no one will ever read this, but I really wish that this headline (with a slight grammatical change) actually applied to reality:

The National Cattleman’s Beef Association should ban him from eating ribeyes, as well.

Of course his mom was there.

Correct me if I’m wrong - but if he is convicted and has to register as a sex offender - this will be his official SO database picture, will it not?

The only comment I have to make is where was the name Coconuts Bangkok when I was trying to come up with a username here?

This guy sounds delightful. He seems like someone who would be featured on the cover of Dad Magazine, next to headlines for articles about “Assertiveness!” and “Tell Your Kids: Winterizing Your Car is the Next Hot Trend!”

I just wanna say that I’m actually in the Zumba class scene shown in the trailer. Which was filmed at 11:45 at night. :) Movie magic!

Her giggle! Her voice! Her enthusiasm! Her running hug! His reaction to her giggle, voice, enthusiasm, and running hug! A literal goddamn unicorn could not have made this any more magical than it was...

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“I now declare this regal and magnificent tiger shall henceforth be known as.....Joanne.”