Holy shit. So if one jackass decides to cause property damage, the cops can just start arresting ANYONE who is protesting, and potentially invoke asset forfeiture? This is insane. Welcome to fascist America.

“Buy Ivanka’s stuuuuuuuuuuff”

You’ll always have Dolores Umbridge:

Firm grip, two pumps, release.

It makes Ivanka uncomfortable.

According to Canadian media present in the oval office, the handshake photo op was tense and dead silent. “not a single word”.

is currently seated at a table full of professional women and Ivanka Trump

Ugh. This is clearly such an attempt at “asserting dominance” that it makes me want to fucking barf. The only people who ever believe in that whole “alpha-male” bullshit are either used car salesmen or frat boys who are trying to rape you.

One of my best friends is Russian (she came as a refugee), and has a big network of other Russian jews and says the vast majority of them are Republicans,  Trump supporters, and pretty much okay with the Muslim ban, and a lot of his other policies. She’s explained the basis of their mentality to me but it still blows…

The other lawyers I know have been remarking about how Trump reminds us of that client who’s sure everything will be fine if we would just let him talk directly to the judge and work things out.

Out of all the possible doomsday-level stuff, this is the one that actually scares me. I’m legitimately terrified of a post-antibiotic world.

One day Americans will realize that being rich does not equate to being smart.

No shit, Sherlocks. I just wish the entire fucking country didn’t have to learn the hard, irreversible damage way because you routinely blotted out ALL THE FACTS.

Call your congressmen. Call them frequently. PUT THEM UNDER PRESSURE. Make them understand you are not happy.

You found my drapes from 1987. Look what they did to my beloved portiers!

And appropriately, this was the scene outside Trump Tower last night:

This is what Trump does—utilizes you for whatever purpose benefits him and, when he’s finished with you, he just discards you and leaves you a dried, shriveled husk of a person. I mean, just look at Kellyanne Conway.