Yeah but those are people walking around with their heads up their asses. Totally different.

We all laugh and ask what kind of idiot falls for this but let me remind you that Donald trump will be sworn in as president in less than 24 hours. It should all make sense now . People are idiots

It’s not like he’s going to actually pay her. How many times can people keep crawling back to this sadistic leech thinking it’s going to be different with them???

She needs to get under the plow, and then we need to attach the plow to a bus, that is driving two feet ahead of another bus.

Oh, when it comes to destroying the lives of innocent children and grinding their hopes and dreams into the dust, she’s willing to put in the work. She’s just never had a job that was also her passion before, that’s why she always seemed so apathetic.

This harridan is bad for the kiddies.

Let’s all pause to appreciate how fucked up it is that agreeing to perform for the President is a lapse in judgement. It’s so insane that this is normal now.

Demitra Umbridge?

A veiled allusion to the mythology of the “vagina dentata,” perhaps?

O hai, this is the “honorable” Sen. Joe McCarthy

Property is genderless.

Caribou/reindeer are one of my all time favorite animals. I even have a caribou track tattoo that goes up my back and over my shoulder.

Oh come on.

Shampagne.

Every “reporter” who participated in this charade should be named and shamed. I would say fired too, but who are we kidding, their publications loved that they were there.

I’m not surprised to find the two of them are friends, because Marc is also click-baitey as hell.

Nixon had the recording equipment installed himself. Sort of backfired on him though.

No shit. It really is like the 1980s all over again, only worse.

Why is Donald Trump writing headlines for Kotaku?

And it all started with a mom, a sex tape and a Dream