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I like babies who don’t have cancer. Sad!

The thing that pisses me off about this, is that you have an actual bonafide conspiracy here. Intent to subvert democracy by a foreign power and the *hurg!* President elect... And you want to push pizza gate?! Just... Fuck these people.

Led by Dear Leader Drumpsterfire himself:

Just now?

Interesting takeaway from this election cycle: Turns out that the GOP, the party that routinely wraps itself in the American flag and the Constitution, not really all that interested in democracy.

I did once see a guy whapped in the head with a Thor dildo. He had to get treated for a concussion.

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That first one sounds a little creepy... almost like someone speaking backwards. Any chance someone can link to a backwards version of the audio clip?

Oceania was at war with Eastasia: Oceania had always been at war with
Eastasia.

Genious wolves.

<yakov smirnoff voice> IN RUSSIA, YOUNG ADULT FICTION IS FACT!!

I feel there’s something to the order of this list

Look, before we talk about the factors that might lead to white criminality, I think we need to talk about white-on-white crime. Why are white people not condemning their own when they are also victims? Where is the outrage about that, hmmm?

hooooooolyyyyyyy shit.

We discovered the truth of that last statement on November 8th, unfortunately.

You know, everyone used to complain about the mid-season finale of Lost and then the supposed “ending” etc. But this is honestly the best season so far. Bet all you naysayers are feeling pretty stupid right about now about how “they’re not tying up all the loose ends” or how “the writers don’t know what they’re

I like how the “Failing New York Times” or whatever he calls it, actually got him to agree to tape their entire meeting. Anyone meeting with him should demand that they are allowed to tape it. That will at least keep him on a leash.

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I don’t know, this is pretty tame for goalies that the Habs have produced...

Looks like Palmieri paid