I mostly just vomit when I’m nauseous, but she got an apartment!

He really did immerse himself, and with him, the reader, into his subject matter in a way few did. The Hell’s Angels, the campaign trail, the Derby, he boldly charged into the belly of many a strange beast, with nothing but wits, guile, and a head (and satchel) full of drugs.

He hated bullies and scam artists, he’d have hated Trump. I don’t think he’d have liked Clinton but he despised Trump types. Read this quote and replace Nixon with Trump, I think he’s already commented on him.

Maddie, I’m not a pedantic guy, as I hope you know by now. Hunter didn’t “pass away” in 2011; he blew his brains out with a .45 pistol. He was a lesser voice as he got older but he was a great writer in his prime. Not for everybody, but I'd love to see what scorn and derision he'd heap on the current election.

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

It is very hard, I acknowledge that. That just always seems to be the default response when someone says they play water polo. “It’s really physically hard”. Ya, ok. So is running. And swimming. And boxing and wrestling and cycling and cross country skiing and a ton of other sports. Stop telling me it’s hard and…

I’m an injured runner who took up crossfit and has more or less abandoned running. Sometimes I go vegetarian for a little while. I’m able to shut down parties just by being in the neighborhood.

I don’t know how much more Trump I can take.

When decades of “government is the problem” rhetoric, combined with virulent anti-intellectualism, combined with worship of business enterprise above social good, combined with continual stoking of racist, sexist, xenophobic fear and hatred all finally coalesce into the puffed-up tangerine spectre of Donald Trump—the…

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

I think the Trump campaign should embrace self-deprecating meta-commentary and switch up their slogan to “A Shit Leader for a Shit Nation”

Was she, though? I mean, maybe about how superficial she is, but definitely not about the underlying cause (being a stupid asshole is not a symptom of ADHD)

“A Trump Presidency will turn the economy around and restore the great American tradition of giving each new generation hope for brighter opportunities* than those of the generation that came before.”

The overwhelming whiteness is like “WHOA!”

Sadly mine is a different story :(

I typically try to stay away from sweeping generational blame, but this morning someone in my FB feed posted a phenomenally depressing infographic that displayed the voting preferences for the Brexit broken down by age group, along with “how many years they’ll live with this decision”. Damn if it wasn’t the most…

Buzzfeed Quiz. If he were an ice cream he’d be a Dilly Bar.

Fuck this fucking idiot. What did he think this was? A Twitter poll?