I live in Idaho and read the news and what the dumb small-town dicks are saying in Twin Falls—some of them are blaming Obama and the government in a huge scheme to cover it all up.

“Men are afraid women will take their canoe paddles. Women are afraid of losing their spirituality.”

Spiritual?

I have a teenager, so I get schooled all the time.

Obligatory Yakov Smirnoff reference:

Someone thinks this will make people more discipline when having sex? Really?

Damn, sup young bibi? You wanna steal some land and kill thousands of innocent people? IN BED? Purrrrr.

Um, does anyone care about historical facts? Anyone at all?

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I learned something new today.

Also:

You are right. That number surely doesn’t include all the secret killings, regime sponsored killing of puppets we propped up, etc.. so, yeah, Biggest exporter of terrorism? Also, with the exception of the Bosnian war, all the countries where the US killed since WWII? POC.

But the Taliban didn’t exist until after they came to the US. When the emigrated in the early ‘80s, before their son was born, the Afghanistan they left was an ally of the US, waging war against the godless Soviets.

Agreed that puck possession is a major factor in shots on goal, but shitting on the rest of the defense save for Letang sells everyone else short. Letang may be out there for 30 minutes a game, which is noteworthy, but he only plays one of two d-man spots at any given time, so the other five guys have to bring solid…

I hereby propose that the name “Corsi” be officially retired in favor of “Fancystats.”

Saying the Pens defense sucked, and then noting it only allowed 23 shots a game in the finals, is pretty contradictory. No team averaging less than 10 shots a period is going to score many goals. Their defense was solid.

Identical twins! BLONDE identical twins!!

This is a Dateline special’s wet dream. Crazy ladies! Yoga! Fraud!

Speaking as a Christian.