Words of advice from a straight woman:

I think it’s to counter the cry of “It doesn’t hurt anybody” by showing that it hurts jesus. I just heard that in White Oleander anyway.

Why is even what?

I only send dick-lithographs, because I am classy like that.

Way back in the day I managed a small photo shop with the lab in a glass terrarium at the front of the store, set up so people could watch the photos drop out. Other employees in the mall knew when we were doing naughty pix, because we would drape a towel over the end. Word had gotten around that we were good for…

Nah,that would be one of these:

Who sent Dick, pics? This lady.

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

I gave you a star, BUT that movie is way too good to be associated with the Kardashians.

You just know a trend is teetering on the mainstream when people are sporting it at the airport!

This is only tangentially related but my ex boyfriend and former best friend just posted a 9/11 truther video the other day. I couldn't believe that he would be so fucking gullible. Drugs are bad is the only lesson I could find. Thank god I dodged that bullet.

Actually, I was underwhelmed. The offensive guy in the bar would say “Nips and Gooks.” He’s even a shitty racist.

150 minutes seems excessively long... like having 3 Hobbit movies instead of 2

Seriously, it’s like herding cats. If cats were racist, sexist, homophobic, ignorant, anti-science garbage creatures that fed on scotch and second wives.

“He’s trying ...Honestly, He trying.”

No more hugs ‘til you give up racist thugs.

I want to ask my Italian friends how they handled Berlusconi. They have experience with this shit. This has also been humbling. I was idiotic enough to think not even the GOP would nominate this mass of dicks. I was idiotic enough to give republicans some credit because they are Americans and I’m an immigrant and…

the GOP has no one but themselves to blame for trump. When all you do is feed your electorate red meat in war mongering, racism, sexism, homophobia, islamophobia, xenophobia, absurd conspiracy theories, disdain for poor people, smart people, tolerant people, and basically any one who’s ever visited another country…