I can’t look at the two of them without thinking that they’re a Cherry 2000 fanfict-alternate-ending come to life.

...we are loath to deeply criticize women for being superficial, or “fake,” or subservient to an arrangement they chose for themselves—as is, of course, their right.

I’m trying so hard to think of what her “initiatives” would be as a first lady and can’t even come up with anything stupid but plausible enough.

Next level assignment: Teach them the difference between vagina and vulva!

“When 13 colonies love each other very, very much...”

It’s like when you refer to the physical brain of these types of people, it doesn’t automatically invoke “thought.”

All connective tissue sags with gravity and age, but age-related sagging on vulvar tissue is pretty inconsequential, and can often be counteracted by post menopausal changes. After menopause the lower levels of estrogen often cause shrinking of vulvo-vaginal tissues a bit. Labia really don’t change with age all that…

Chanel No. 12 - For when you want to smell like low tide.

Affluenza kid gets 2 years, after killing 4 people, fleeing the country.

I like this one because the gentleman has found a very roundabout way of letting everyone know he’s 5'4".

The big tide has turned!


(that's a bay of Fundy joke for y'all)

I love that fact that they are using Anne as on their posters!

True, the debates are largely theater, and the GOP debates have been veering closer to professional wrestling in terms of entertainment quality and participant behavior.

Hillary can get salty as fuck. She tries to suppress it, but this would be the one match-up she could really let it rip.

Hillary is a bad campaigner but she’s a good debater. The only thing that worries me about a Trump/Clinton debate is that Trump could literally say anything and I don’t know how Clinton can prepare for a response on the fly to him randomly calling her “X Hillary” (something like Little Marco, Lyin’ Ted, etc.)

We’ll see. I think the Trump debating magic is wearing off, and I don’t think other audiences will be as receptive as the Republican primary voters have been.

You know, I used to have no real fear of Trump, only paralyzing terror of Trump supporters. My reasoning being that Trump is just the brand, and Donald himself just loves the attention, so he’ll be whatever the rubes and angry morons are clamoring for. But what I’ve only just now realized is that his need for…

“I haven’t read the Constitution but it’s great stuff. Really great, the best. I plan on keeping a lot of it.”

The first day I was there I was headed to my job (short term reshearch project) and I got fish-n-chips and they asked if I wanted brown sauce with it. And I asked what ... “was brown sauce, like what did does it taste like?” And I shit you not from the guy who was selling it, he was like “uh...umm... ‘brown sauce’...…