Hmmm...correct my logic if I’m wrong, but...

“I’m a woman, so I’ll dress like a woman.”

MAGABomber

Go the ‘meta’ route.

Whenever Trump blames the Democrats for something, I always have the same thought. I have this vision of a random guy breaking into my home, taking a dump on the kitchen table, then yelling at me because there’s a big pile of shit on my kitchen table and it’s somehow my fault.

“So tell me the news Doc. Is it bad?”

An infant with a crayon and shit-filled diaper could prove Trump wrong on *checks counter* over 30,000 things. Proving Trump wrong is trivial. Calling him on his bullshit to his face is an exercise in futility. He either a) doesn’t care or b) genuinely can’t remember his insane rants from 5 minutes ago.

When police questioned Gaston a month later,

Looks like someone’s being a little Avenaughty.

I’ve heard that he has calendars that prove why he shouldn’t be on the list.  CALENDARS!

I wonder how Ms. Kelly would feel if someone said that they believed she was harassed at Fox News, but it was just somebody that looked like Roger Ailes. An Ailes doppelganger. Just your standard case of mistaken identity.

Interesting. I assume that the next logical step, since this was a planned hoax and all, is the prosecute Blase-Ford for lying under oath. I mean, since it’s a hoax she straight up lied, right? The democrats instructed her to lie under oath to perpetuate this hoax, right?  That was the whole deal, that they testified…

Use in a sentence: I was at the grocery store and bortled in the soup aisle.

Truly a crowning achievement.

Here’s the horrid lesson being taught: Unless you can magically produce corroborating evidence on your own, don’t come forward. No one will believe you, no matter how credible you or your account is.

Listening to Susan Collins say “we must listen and believe women who come forward” while she ignores and disbelieves a woman who came forward. Hilarious.

As a Chiefs fan who remembers spending years and years being Elwayed by an actual Elway, I can sympathize.  But only a little.

Looks like the Bud Knight has finally been unmasked.