Guess I’m the only one, but I like The Voice. It’s mindless entertainment for me. Plus, I like that the contestants actually have talent, even the ones that don’t get in.

Hamilton, you’ll always be a hero to me.

Well, someone has to do it. Those feathers sure aren’t gonna stick themselves up my butt.

Thank you for clearing that up.

UKS is joy.

So the DOE needs to:

What’s the correct saying? People who live in glass houses should shut the fuck up? I think that’s it. Pretty sure.

Holy shit, you remember the Affluenza Teen? You know, the one that used the excuse that he’s so rich and privileged that he is mentally unable to understand consequences of his actions? Sound familiar?

Puzzle games? Maybe? Any game which minimizes story or character would be a good candidate... However...

As a Chiefs fan I am super bummed about that 2 point loss.

As a choir nerd, I’m always pleased when something choral related becomes popular. That hardly ever happens. Good for them for making a capella popular. I hope they find continued success.

I remember a time, before Netflix, before “the internet”, when there was only cable. On on cable there were many, many channels. So many channels that I’m pretty sure they had to invent new forms of mathematics to describe them. And on these channels, my friends, was not ONE GOD DAMNED THING. Seriously. Garbage…

From the criminally underrated and underseen John Carter, may the gods smite all who did not go to see it the theater thus denying us (me) sequels.

Damn, Clementine isn’t playing around any more.

Through the centuries all of our collective accomplishments as a species, all the wars that have been fought and the countless people who have died, all the hopes and dreams of every single human being on this planet, every technological advance from the wheel to the steam engine to nuclear power to the ability to…

As a Vice Middle Manager of the Divine Postal Congruence and Fifth Dimensional Haberdashery, I’ve finally come across the multi-trans-dimensional turnpike (it’s been under construction for quite some time) to give you my report. My apologies for the inconvenience, but I can assure you that a delay of a few millennia…

I bet Bernard is totally a host, and he’s orchestrating the revolution using Delores as a proxy.

Trump, much like President of the Galaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox, is the ultimate distraction. We haven’t heard much about the social contentious issues because Trump can’t stop taking big stinky shits with his mouth.

Oddly, I would be in favor of moving to the metric system, just like the rest of the planet has.

What boggles the mind here isn’t that The Donald says she’s unattractive. The greater sin here is that a person who might possibly be the next Leader of the Free World thinks someone’s attractiveness somehow negates any argument they put forth. Out of the infinite number of counter arguments he could have gone with…