Wasn't Bob No. 2 Agent Sitwell? Haven't we learned not to trust Agent Sitwell?
Wasn't Bob No. 2 Agent Sitwell? Haven't we learned not to trust Agent Sitwell?
Just out of curiosity, and this is not meant to be snarky (or maybe it is on an unconscious level), does she object to her music being played on the radio? It's the same concept as a Spotify, right? I'm not paying to listen to music on the radio, so that must mean the song is devalued every time I hear it.
There is a simple test: If the animal is delicious, then you have a moral imperative to eat it.
The Midichlorians, after a hard night of binge drinking and death sticks, stumbled home through the neon-lit underbelly of Coruscant. They stopped for a minute to dry heave next to a Bothan hooker, giving her a slightly creepy yet somehow extremely appropriate wink. The apartment complex, if you were to call it…
Ditto. I take a lot of crap from my friends for liking PoP and the Resident Evil movies. Perhaps I deserve it. But, damn it, I watch those things every time they show up on the cable listings.
For some odd reason the idea of a "Marvel vs. Capcom vs. Dragonball" game from Capcom sounds like it be the knees of the bees.
They definitely turned the lolume up to 11.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the MGS games let you do complete playthroughs without killing anyone? I remember that Kojima bragged how this was possible in MGS 1 (not sure about the others).
Sweet mother of Thor, could you imagine what an HD "Shadow of the Colossus" would be like? I mean, I know there's the recent upmix that was released on the PS3... I'm talking about a from-the-ground-up, no expense spared, top-of-the-line remake/re-imagining of SotC with the most balls-out visuals and gigantic…
Stop making my heart cry!
"Jump Scares" are more surprising than scary. Fear comes from the unknown. Your mind will conceive of something far more terrifying than anything a game or movie can show you. The "Jump Scare" or "Stinger" results from a brief moment of unknown fear, followed by a false relief, then BANG: Stinger. Conversely, if…
To be honest, I'm surprised that they haven't come out with a sequel already. That engine they're using is already 10+ years old. You can only supe up a Model T so much before it becomes more practical to just buy a modern car. Sure, the new character models are nice, but are they as nice as the character models in…
Trying to censor books always works. Always. I mean, there's no way that the thing you are trying to censor would actually get more press, right? If you say this book is bad and that nobody should read it, especially the children, they will totally listen to you and NOT read it. Because you're a school board, and…
I'm going to go hide under my sheets. This is going to be horrific in all the best ways! Kojima's story telling is the impenetrable fog of Silent Hill, and del Toro is the aneurysm-inducing air-raid siren that opens the gates of hell. My mind can barely fathom a del Toro-inspired Pyramid Head. Daryl Dixon is the…
I think a good source of all the Nerd Rage (which I am currently experiencing) is all the PR non-speak. "Exclusively for Holiday 2015", repeated endlessly like it's some sort of secret code of Ctulhu-esque chant. Why can't they just be honest? For example:
"We're giving the XBox One a temporary exclusive for our…
WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCKBALLS KIND OF HORSESHIT IS THIS FUCK YOU!!!
"Like the fact that Bowser invaded Princess Peach's sovereignity"
"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas...again.
Jade Empire desperately needs a sequel. I fell in love with that universe so hard that I now sit outside its window watching it sleep.