Too long to go into in detail, but my first college roommate was being investigated by the FBI for his role in burning down a church. But that wasn’t even the weirdest/creepiest thing he did.

I jerked off. A lot. I mean, I still do, but I don’t have roommates.

He is by far the worst talk show host. His fake laugh makes me (and apparently A LOT) of other people want to punch his coke bloat face.

What if, and I’m just spit balling here, we never shut up about race. We talk about the issue incessantly, all the time. We call everyone racist, and make everything about race.

“No shit.”

Wow, her nephew drive her somewhere, and they passed a cop? And she thought about stuff? For real? This is still happening in 2016?

She will, however, continue her silence on the use of performance-enhancing drugs.

Pakistan’s team showed a lot of firepower. I expect their lineup will be explosive in coming years.

What’s really interesting is the people that jump right away to say, one is attacking the police, or the people that jump on the other side. It’s a question where understanding and empathy has to trump, no pun intended, has to trump any quick reactions of an ideological or demagogical nature.

You’re trying to inject logic here. Had the author of this story done a little digging, they would have found that the police department had spent over $16,000 on 10 police vehicles need heat related repairs to electronics over the summer. So the cops were clearly doing this as a preventative measure since they were…

You know, I’m starting to think it’s the Blue Jays and not all the other teams.

So, Josh Donaldson. You get what you’re given, in the physical appearance department. But what breaks inside a person to make them say “you know what, I want to look as much like busted, scarred meth head” to their barber after they sit in the chair?

As a Falcons fan, the impressive thing about last night was how the 45 points came and not necessarily just the points themselves- masterful playcalling that made great use of the backs in both the running and passing game, Julio Jones effectively just being another receiver and Matt Ryan did a great job of spreading…

Hmmmmm... How can you be sure you’ve registered 100,000 women? Some of them might be men.

+1 shoehorning in unrelated topical comment

He slid to stay in bounds to keep the clock running.

In the metropolitan areas of Detroit and Atlanta--not just the central cities, but the entire regions as defined by the Census Bureau--the average black resident lives in a neighborhood with a smaller percentage of black residents than does the average black resident of the Milwaukee metro area.

I know a lot of people will say this is sad, but let’s review the evidence. People like this live their lives the way they want and are pleased by existences. This is the closest thing that is universally referred to as happiness. They are happy. They lived in happiness. They died in happiness. And yet on the other…

That’s easy. Nobody gave a fuck. I’m guessing this whole family is fubar from the foundation up, and I’m sure they all hate each other.

They probably did but it’s New York, the cardinal social contract basically governs the following: