Sorry for partying, Keith. Live a little.

I was actually there and this headline is extremely misleading. He spent a few minutes telling everyone to respect the police and to not get too crazy, and then he took a tiny sip of the beer. It wasn’t even close to chugging, the end of the video is around when he stopped drinking. It was all in good fun, but leave…

Are you from Utah ?

Cool story bro! You want to explain why anyone that has ever been critical of Gawker on Clashtalk has been banned from all of Deadspin since the Univision buyout or are you guys going to huddle behind your giant shield of collective passive aggressive asshole funk that took over when the rightfully jobless Gawker…

“I regret that any action on my part can be interpreted as promoting the use of alcohol,’’ he said. “That was certainly not my intention.’’

(GASP!) A beer! What other debauchery will these Bohemians indulge in, dancing? The horror!

The horror! An adult drank a beer in front of the childr-...er, in front of...

16. Did the man raping you suffer a season-ending injury three minutes into the rape?

I think you need to head in the opposite direction.

Coincidentally enough, this weekend I’m heading from Intercourse through Short Pump to Climax. Not leaving town, though.

There we go. Now you can use it every morning! Unless you’re a Boxster man.

Don’t be so sure

And you've lost. Haha what a sad little liberal. You claimed people didn't vote for Obama because of his race then admitted people did.

this is just as lazy as the belief system you’re accusing him of having