friendlyneighborhoodwhitefella
Friendly Neighborhood White Fella
friendlyneighborhoodwhitefella

Just because I didn’t let your dad suck my cock after I fucked your mom’s asshole bloody, that doesn’t mean I’m a shitty person.

He’s heroically exercising his 1st Amendment rights, we should be celebrating and honoring him, right? Funny people will have a bigger problem with this than hundreds of people indiscriminately destroying property and beating white folks senseless in parking garages.  

Then you’d probably be dead too, your gun fetish and hero complex having let you down.

I’m pretty sure you aren’t allowed to smile in a PP photo, so guessing it’s fake.

I bet you and your fat, harpy friends have big laughs about that one! And then you see who can eat a tub of cottage cheese the fastest, it’s a real riot.

I’ll bet you think your father doesn’t love you, but really he’s just really disappointed you’re a dumbass loser.

I thought it was dismissive and trite, but whatever, glad you got so much from it.

I figured since this conversation has devolved into nonsense that I would participate. Now what are youuuuuu talking about?

Oh you sweet, stupid child, bless your heart!

The third reich was also the result of a riot of sorts. So are you proud of being a Nazi?

I think this depends on the state. But also sex between two 13 year olds is normally viewed as consensual.

Maybe, but still way way less likely than a gun.

That isn’t true. A cloudy glass window is partly transparent. If I tell you I have a tiny penis, but don’t specify the specific number of centimeters, that is partly transparent.

He had a police vest, but was in plain clothes otherwise.

Refraining from hysterical over-reactions and stoking fear would also save lives, but less clicks so...

There is a video of a beating that took place at the riots in a parking garage, it is readily available on YouTube, and you don’t seem interested in seeing that.. I don’t wonder why.

If there was video of the guy being beat in the parking deck, would you want to see it?

Especially a gun though. Holding a gun and not dropping it will somehow get you killed! I thought this was America!!

Do you really want me to tell you about your insane world view? I would like to take that request at face value, but it felt a little disingenuous.

I’d explain the problem with this logic, but then I’d be mansplaining. I’ll just say thank God not every woman shares your insane world view. But maybe all of them do, because all it takes is encountering one.