friendlyneighborhoodtroll
Friendly Neighborhood Troll
friendlyneighborhoodtroll

Creep and all, I love his writing and I would have read the shit out of that profile and I wouldn’t give a fuck if someone profits from its publication. Which is not to say that I agree with his sympathy for Spacey but I believe in letting people have dissenting opinions and I like to read things I don’t agree with if

The idea that there is a correct way to deny being a rapist (if you actually didn’t do it) is laughable. It’s as stupid as saying there is a correct way for a victim to act. If he is innocent, then he is the victim. I have no idea who is at fault, but I find this to be a perfectly acceptable denial if he is telling

There were a couple of stories where a woman lied about being raped, one not too long ago involving a college football star. He went to jail for years, and then she came out and said that it was a lie, and even though he got out, his life was pretty much over - too late to try to make it into the NFL, and even if his

Law enforcement is in a tough spot. Two rich white dudes who are both doctors. How do you choose which one to let off lightly!?!

I’m a wife and a neighbor, so I have decided I represent all wives and neighbors. I emphatically believe that no wife or neighbor would ever fuck Rand Paul.

He’s a republican politician so we can’t rule out the possibility he was fucking his neighbor’s son.

I was literally on the edge of my seat here. Please, take a star.

The only question is whether it’s the wife or the daughter.

ewwwwwwww.

Ugh, I don’t know why I have to be that person, but if the fight was over saplings, leaves or grass clippings, it would be a flora (or floral) fracas. If it was over dog poop, squirrels, or angry raccoons, then it would be a fauna (or faunal) fracas. My personal suspicion is that this was a straight up anthro-fracas,

I don’t think he wants anyone digging into it, but I really think what he’s hiding is a bunch of childish behavior that might make people decide he’s a shitty neighbor who had it coming.

If this goes away real quickly and quietly, it’ll be because Rand Paul got caught fucking his neighbor’s wife.

“Trivial dispute” is legalese for “please, for the love of God, don’t dig into this story any more. There’s ugly shit in here that we don’t want to get out.”

Put it this way- Boucher broke half a dozen ribs on a sitting US Senator and had bail set at a lower amount ($7500) than most people would probably get for public intoxication.

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

Rational self-interest told him to.

Anybody can get a little nutty about something they really care deeply about, but rich people are straight up bananas about their real estate and what they perceive to be their property rights. My boss has been a member of a yacht club for decades and lives in one of these fancy neighborhoods (but is himself a

I’m not saying that he got caught fucking his neighbor’s wife but I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that he got caught fucking his neighbor’s wife.

Perhaps not. But that résumé also couldn’t be achieved without any privilege to begin with.

Must be nice to have such powerful, rich and well-connected parents. I’m sure Ronan appreciates his privileges.