Umm seriously... I am relieved to know I am not the only one who appreciates this. He could of made it much easier and put a wig on but nah.... He put in EFFORT. Bless the man.

After an initial moment of being nonplussed, I am thoroughly charmed by this.

Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.

I didn’t say fuck you, for one thing.

Hot take: Daffodil is the best possible name for a bulldog

Wear what makes you feel most confident AND comfortable is my advice. Maybe a pair of jeans or yoga pants, and a snazzy fun top.

I like to remind my mom that my trouble spots (shoulders nothing will stay on, thunder thighs and wide feet) are ALL HER FAULT.

Seconding this. I always always go for cute/blousey top and jeans for first dates in bars. I think it strikes the right balance between caring about the fact you’re on a date (nice top!) but keeping it casual (jeans).

What will the weather be like? Maybe a relaxed but cute dress? One of my favorite nice weather outfits is a strapless maxi dress with a denim jacket.

How about a fit and flare dress? Paired with a leather jacket and the right shoes, perfect for a casual bar date.

Do you have a pair of jeans you feel really comfortable in? I find a good pair of jeans can make me feel super confidant. If it’s just a local bar, a good pair of jeans, a cute top and jacket/sweater if weather calls for it would be cute and casual.

Yes! Bras are crazy expensive! Seriously, having breasts and a vagina costs a lot of money!

SHEIKHS! TRUCK DRIVERS! CANADIAN MOUNTIES! THE GUY WHO DRESSES IN A CHIP COSTUME AS ONE HALF OF CHIP N DALE AT DISNEY LAND!

SHEIKHS! BOND VILLAINS! ASSISTANT MANAGERS AT A BOSTON MARKET!

SHEIKHS! AYATOLLAHS! IMAMS! JAFAR FROM ALADDIN! PEDOPHILES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! THEY WERE ALL INTERESTED IN THIS UNDERAGE GIRL!

people don’t realize that you cant just go into any hospital and get a rape kit done. theoretically you can, but as a victims advocate i can tell you kits done by non- SANE nurses are brutal and the chances of the DR/nurse fucking it up are very high, plus who knows how they will do testifying in court. EVERY hospital…

I miss the original Being Human so much right now :(

I mean, i miss watching it for the first time. I could re-watch it but....meh.

There were 2 reasons I chose our pediatrician, and it was based on negative Yelp reviews.

Omg you guys... My kitty has a panda tail!!! I can’t believe I hadn’t realized this sooner. I thought it was more bunnyish, but now I realize that I WAS SO WRONG. Her name is Phryne Fisher and I included a face pic too because how could I not?! Sorry the pics are blurry, my sleeping pill already kicked in.

God, did I loooove the Little House books! I inhaled them all in a matter of weeks, and then re-read them a few more times.