For the record, I just ignore JK at this point - she’s gone so far off the rails on all these additions to canon (let alone written five goddamn movies about Newt fucking Scamander) that it’s easy enough to tell myself that none of it matters, and if it did matter, it would’ve been in the goddamn books.

Not many. Being restricted to one theater chain is probably the biggest drawback for most people, though not for me. I live in an area where I have two very nice AMC locations within 10 minutes of my house so that restriction isn’t really restrictive for me. That may not be the case for everyone! You’re also locked…

I LOVE this book and reread it every year.

Museum mannequins to this date creep me the fuck out. I’m not talking the white, featureless ones you see in stores, I hate the mannequins that are specifically designed to resemble humans as closely as possible.

Also, you can find your local LSC grantee on this website. Must programs have a domestic violence competent for divorce, order of protections, etc. . . . Even if they don’t or they don’t have the capacity, they will probably direct you to free or reduced fee legal services in your area.

Are we just gonna forget about “Rude Boy”??

That is one gorgeous bébé. Mashallah.

I’m staying in the Hamptons

Today is a sad day, I have a heavy heart and bear grey payne.

My dream was to get on Jeopardy, so I could tell a terrible story, and be on The Soup segment: Great Story Jeopardy Contestant!

I made great dating choices in my teens and early 20s. The people I dated made horrible ones, admittedly.

Seal, please shut the fuck up. The reason why there are so many incriminating photos of celebrities palling around with Weinstein was because he was a virus who ingratiated himself with anyone who had influence. And I find it a tad sexist that only women are being criticized with their associations with known male…

Chairman Meow.

Sloth

fitting though

I sure did! Thanks.

My favorite Christmas movie will always be A Muppet Christmas Carol. It held up so well and having Michael Cane interacting with a mostly puppet cast was brilliant. I watch it every year and own the soundtrack.

PLEASE let’s keep talking about the restaurant industry. For many of us, that’s where we got our first jobs as teens. And where we first experienced sexual harassment, although if you’re 16 years old you just try to tell yourself that it’s good that the cooks tease you because that must mean they like you and it’s…

I had forgotten about The Tourist! Yikes.

Suits?