Please, I'm going to stick to watching "Ever After". I love some Blanchette, but you cannot beat an evil Huston.

That's why my vodka soaked tampons go up my tush.

I do the same things I do to keep my face young, no using my ladytown to smoke and limit it's exposure to the sun.

Yes, the specky nerds should have been amazing. The news reports have said that she recently fled from an abusive husband so something that wouldn't be her strong suit in the first place had that added to it. She just made me feel sad. Hopefully the Big Fat Anniversary Quiz will be better.

Everyone else on BFQ of 2014 was pretty awesome, and I've seen Mel B be good on other things. It does seem like she has had a bit of an rough time as of late.

I worry about Charlize's safety. Penn is a known abuser.

I'm sad I'm not seeing people but it is what it is. Plus I have work in the morning.

Heck yes. Also my dad is making homemade crab rangoons plus I got peanut butter half baked so I'm going to be fat and v. happy.

The worse thing I've done on New Year's Eve is eat an entire jar of spicy cheese dip (Tositos queso). I'm about to open a jar so it looks like that is my new (terrible) tradition.

This makes me very sad.

To celebrate, here is a gif.

I'm glad that Nicki decided to speak freely about her abortion. While the public isn't owed this information, her choice to share her reality helps break down stigma regarding what is a deeply personal issue.

She is an extreme case, but when I was a DV liaison with DCF my service user's abusers would call in fake calls all the time. Being investigated by DCF is no fun and these perps knew that this was another tool to manipulate their victims with.

When I was 20 my mother informed me that she had read that True Blood was very racy and she didn't want me to watch it at my friend's house. Mama Harpy is a very special lady.

Also I'm pretty sure the VO is from not David Mitchell of Peep Show.

Thanks. It's actually not that bad, kind of like baby sitting.

I work from 8 to 4, then I have to be back at 12 am for my regular shift. I work at a sober living facility and the holidays are hard on the residents.

My boss just asked me to cover for her on New Years Day. Even though it's the worst, I'm bummed.

The only way I would do a running regime is if a tiny baby rhino would chase me. Get on that Planet Fitness!