So where can I watch it? Nowhere is not an answer.

That will show Russia!

People going “Aw, Nintendo’s all ‘we stand with ukraine’” when they’re simply thinking “This could be bad press and bad press can mean less ka-ching”

The USA has never been invaded by an outside enemy and it shows.

Can we get a photo of this guy so he won’t be let into other arcades anymore?

Anybody still thinking we want to have patents, like, at all?

It’s a start, yes. But not a start of something good, Mr. Policeman.

“He certainly didn’t get the Master Sword.”

Fuck some other thing

“Never used one without the analog sticks but I can imagine”

“As someone who never owned a Game Boy Advance” do you even care about video games? I mean, Jeebus, the GBA is not some expensive hard-to-find hardcore niche obscurity........

How do you manage to be wrong about everything? The N64 controller sucked? Are you one of those people who don’t know how to hold it? The original PlayStation contoller sucked? Are you out of your mind? The original PlayStation controller is an extension of the SNES controller. Do you want to tell me that one sucked…

“Fuck you”

Well, I think I agree but you see what blasphemy gets you.

“It isn’t for me to decide which games are worth preserving and which ones aren’t,” the wise man said.

“Cuboid” is what we call this weird shape. It’s almost as weird as the one we call “cube”.

Why would I buy a third or fourth copy? Oh, it’s a video game, gotcha.

Altering course, scheduling stopover at Kawasaki station.

Exactly. And there is NO reason to oppose this. It is not taking anything away. It is just creating something new (in a new way, but why should you care?)

And what makes human effort so special?