I’m so sorry for your loss. Also, ugh, Kevins. 

One of my freshman year roommates slept like this! If she fell asleep on the couch, you’d be 20% sure she was actually dead.

I spontaneously posted this last year, but am sharing again because the guy whom it’s about would kind of love that I’m doing it.

A very reasonable question. It was topless AND probably under-the-skirt? He definitely was running after me with my bra and shirt and some of his clothes. I also can’t imagine taking off pants on a very publicly used rock.

riiiiiiight

Oh man- I showed that to my husband and it really made him smile. 

Was a good dude.

Right? At first I was like “Whoa, huh, how marvelous are ghosts, huh” and then I started crying.

nooooot at alllllllllll

My other post was embarrassing and real-life, so I separated the one that’s emotional and possibly-supernatural.

I love your generous take! It might have put me off less if he had a more easygoing sense of style.

I was having sex with my boyfriend on a boulder in Central Park close to 1am on a spring night in 2003. It sounds tacky (because it was) and idiotic (also was), but it was a good spot for making such heartwarming, family-friendly memories. Remote enough to not get arrested or offend dog-walkers, close enough to a…

We’re moving over to the park with our baby and dedicated to staying on the other side, by PLG. Even Kensington is full of smug dads-in-bands and mothers with two degrees who want to “discuss” vaccines before you just dismiss them.

I’m not sure how helpful I can be by adding this, but it might give you some relief in the agony of deciding; our experience definitely taught me there is no control over so much of this process. I was 36 when I delivered in September and I did everything BUT the amnio- not just lots of prenatal testing, but we saw an…

My money’s on the secretary who got fired in the second episode.

We just cancelled Thanksgiving with my Fiscally-Conservative-Socially-Liberal-Which-Is-Not-Even-A-Thing-But-Nice-Try-In-Absolving-Yourselves, Trump voting in-laws with a purposely opaque “it’s not the right thing for us to do.” It is making my MIL crazy which, I will confess, is helping my mood this week.

The crackhead bit is abhorrent. It’s either designed to to sound exactly how it sounds or embody their “I’m so post-raceclassgender I can make an extremist joke that people (less evolved than me) would make in earnest.” Either way, fuck you.

Aha.

I am aware

thank you for explaining recent electoral history to me I had no idea