Sorry after Limp Bizkit "For Your Consideration", this feature is dead to me.

Whoah Whoah. Slow your roll on Chinese Democracy being a "masterpiece". Does it deserve the punchline status? No, but let's take it down from "masterpiece".

No it doesn't hold a candle to P.T.

Yep. 2/3rds the way through your dragon friend is dying. Would bet big bucks on it.

Better not be this tough on Overwatch. Those fans are already terrible and the game isn't out yet. You better give a good review because some of their fans are already married and have fashioned sex pillows to some of the characters.

Middle America likes her stuff so I can't like her stuff. Sorry I have to be cool.

I feel like every analysis of old movies these days is just: "hey does this hold up to today's moral standards"? I get a few lines for this is necessary but that is all this critique is.

True story. There is a Charlie's Angles episode where the Mustang II gets bombed and you clearly see they swapped out the 79' for a classic 69' Mustang for the explosion. It made me want to cry.

My Two Dads was also huge for a little while. Nobody should watch reruns of that.

Yeah but how many of those things do you actually do? My guess is that you are paying a boatload of money to watch House Hunters all day like the rest of us.

Skid Row comes close:

American Beauty is probably the last suburb bashing movie possible because it was right at the transition of all the poor people having to move to the suburbs. The only people left who can afford to live in the the city are rich people. To make fun of the suburbs is just indirectly making fun of poor people which is…