Yeah what’s that saying about every time a headline is a question, the answer is “No”? “Can your goldfish bowl kill you in your sleep?” No. “Are kids getting high off expired cans of soup?” No. “Does Trump know ... literally anything?” NO.

He literally cannot make a speech about anything without it being about his “achievements” and how the “fake news” is out to get him. Trump could sing “Happy Birthday” at Barron’s birthday party and still put in something about the number of people that attended his inauguration. It must be absolutely exhausting…

Perhaps the more important question is, “Does Trump know who Frederick Douglass IS?”

I just read the transcript, and even by Trumpian standards, that was.....pretty goddamn terrible. I can only imagine how much worse it was live. Seriously, can someone, anyone, not get this man a fucking speechwriter?

I seriously was just about to type that.

Don’t be silly, he’s not that dumb. He knows that Frederick Douglass is the name of that street in Harlem. It’s been getting a lot more attention now that those uptown real estate prices are soaring!